About Me: if presented with a bowl of fortune cookies, i will open them until i get the fortune that i feel is most appropriate to my life. if presented with a computer, i will blog the hell out of it. i love writing & consider. i'm usually pretty funny, but if not, i'm at least fun to make fun of. if presented with a yoga mat, i will transform into a modern-day, female buddha. just kidding, but i am an avid "yogi" and spend about as much time on a yoga mat as i do on regular flooring. things i will never understand: bridges, the economy, & people who don't say thank you when you hold the door for them. things i hate: both the grenade horn & the "you're hot" whistle. [i prefer the silence of physical mediocrity.] things i love: genuinely nice people, wine, dark chocolate, extra crunchy peanut butter, designing nike shox, strangers who smile, & really cool little kids who aren't obnoxious. things i know: people are weird. [i realize i'm included in this.]